Victory for the Topless Front

Let feminists worldwide take a lesson from this- dare to struggle dare to win! You have nothing to lose but your clothes!
In other news, Copenhagen's tourist rate have increased by 400%.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Hmmmmmmmmmm......... *packs bags*

I say it's a victory for everyone.
Sure, until the 80 year old grandmas decide to take advantage of it.
gotta take the bad with the good
That's what I love about these senior citizens, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Don't get excited, boys...it's been legal for years for women to walk around topless in public in Ontario (Canada), but it doesn't actually happen in real life.
And when it does happen, they don't usually look like the hottie in the pic.
But we can dream, can't we?
That's because it's too cold in Canada.

"Mission Accomplished"

FTA:
"The only protest against the move came from lifeguards who said they had problems knowing what to hold when rescuing swimmers in difficulties."
....if you have to ask.....

time to digg up my resume. I heard there are some lifeguard positions open in coppenhagen

Playboy Looks for Models at Olive Garden

To Olive Garden! Get the Batmobile running...
Shall I notify Master Dick, sir?

I going to Olive Garden tonight to eat out.
Their salad bar just got tossed...

"No, honey. I read it for the recipes."

you want some more alfredo sauce on that?

I swear honey, I was just warming the breadstick!

Penis theft on the rise

That's why I got the club. Freakin penis snatchers.

He he he "...on the rise" he he he

Please be the onion... DOH.
I thought this was an Onion article for a second. I dunno if I was dissapointed or relieved when I found out it wasn't.

Sounds like a typical day in an American maternity ward. Get born, get part of your dick hacked off.

Man Charged For Having Sex With A Patio Table

His best pickup line: "Nice Legs"

Is that really a crime?
Not if you get consent from the table first...?
Who knows, maybe the table was under-age?
Your only allowed to bone antique tables?

Hey, why no charges against the perv who videotaped this fellow expressing his love toward his personal property in the privacy of his own backyard?

Typical liberal media male-bashing. How about a picture of that whore-of-a-table? Afraid that might sway peoples' perspectives and show them this slut was asking for it? I thought so.

His wife must be one ugly gal for him to get it on with lawn furniture

This guy's a father of three. How do you ever, ever show your face to your friends when they know you dad humps furniture? In PUBLIC, yet? I thought the old man farting at the Thanksgiving table was embarassing... my dad's a saint next to this guy.

Bet he has a blast at Home Depot.

After 3 kids, it was probably tighter than his wife.

Father of 3 what? Chairs?
2 chairs 1 end table

LOL, my favorite part, is the huge link at the bottom of the page.. " See Our Gallery of Homemade Sex Toys "

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into An Imaginary Car

"IT'S THERE MAN! CAN'T YOU SEE IT? CAN'T YOU FEEL THE CAR'S AURA?"
That's one expensive imagination. Why not pump imaginary gas, too?

I wonder how he got to the gas station..???? driving...???

i wonder how much it took to fill it up
Yeah, and what kind of mileage does it get?
About 3.45i dollars.

This is why gas prices are so high.

What kind of imaginary car was it? Did anyone else get a look at it?

Dude, where's my car?

Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged in Math Class

I once proposed to a girl in junior high...but she failed me anyway.

I thought by "engaged" they meant interested to learn math...I guess I should have seen that coming, right?

But I ask out a junior high girl and suddenly the cops call me a creep.

NO PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!

Stop having sex back there. STOP IT!!!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!
***** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
***** THING SUCKS!
THERES NO WORDS THERE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Did he use the classic equation: you + me = forever?
i think it goes "add the bodies, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."

"Most Popular Slideshows:Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged In Bay Area Math Class. 3 Female Teachers Charged With Having Sex With Students"
Well now, thats an interesting combination...

She used an X instead of checked, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG! dump her

i also want to peer pressure my wife into marrying me.
uh...didn't she already marry you?

It's Official: Bit Torrents Caused 9/11.

Wow, makes me look back fondly on the days when pirates were merely downloading Communism.

I'm glad our Attorney General's office is looking in all the right places. Makes me sleep better at night.

I always suspected that cracked copies of Photoshop were responsible for destroying the WTC. Never again!

I wonder if anybody has ever explained to Mukasey that the vast majority of people pirating Photoshop generate no revenue at all.
Has anyone explained to him the vast majority of people pirating photoshop never actually end up using it?

So, just where are these magical money making torrents? I need to make about 200 a week, please email asap!

I thought the Hamburgler caused 9/11...
Quiet. You've said too much already...
Hey. Mayor McCheese was asleep at the switch. He ALLOWED it to happen.

Yes, because piracy is such a lucrative business...

Terrorist: Hello Sir, Would you like this copy of Photoshop for $200USD
Person: Oh that, I got that weeks ago on isohunt...

1) Put free music online
2) ???
3) Profit!...oh and terrorism too