Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

What will life be in the year 2008?

They weren't too far off.

I feel cheated...

The Real 2008: You'll slide into your hardly-slick 1988 toyota corolla and head out to a biz meeting 10 miles away. Ninety minutes later you'll arrive after sitting in stand-still traffic most of the trip and having stopped to put your weekly $50 worth of gas in......

I gotta give it to them, people from the 60's set their goals pretty high.That kind of ambition is long gone today.

"The average work day is about four hours."
Dude, what happened?

"Money has all but disappeared."
Here is a fellow that predicted our current financial woes. Quite amazing!

Hey you never know. A lot could happen between now and November.

"It's 8 A.M., Tuesday, November 18th, 2008..."
Guys, we still have 7 months, let's do this!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Linked to Prostitution Ring

Looks like someone got caught with his pants down.

Keep this hush hush since it is a democrat.
You're right. No minors, secretive gay sex, public restrooms or drugs involved. Must be a Democrat sex scandal.

Elsewhere, the top rate was $5,500 an hour!
For that amount of money I'd hope she comes with a Macbook Air or something.
Sounds painful for her and messy for the MacBook Air.

Unfortunately for him, this story will have no "Happy Ending".

Note to self, Prepaid Cell Phones.

Apparently the prostitutes had "diamond" levels from 1 - 7. The ones with 7diamonds could charge over 5K/hour. I wonder what their stats had to be to level up.
How many experience points does a prostitute need to level up? I'm sure stamina increases, but what about HP?

The good news is he has endorsed Hillary so he can ask Bill Clinton for advice on how to handle sex scandals.

Libs at work kids.
Repubs at work ON kids.

lets remember, that really sucks for his three daughters
that we know of

There goes another Clinton superdelegate.
I'm sure she will find a way to blame this on Obama's inexperience.

A chicken in every pot, and a whore in every bed.

U.K. Union Calls for Homework to be Banned!

whats next, Ban tests, so we send kids to school to be bored for 12 years, then when they realise they can't add they go flip burgers at mcdonalds for the rest of their lives? all part of the dumbing down of America

Especially since this is taking place in the UK

Here's a plan... Why not just get your shit together? Stop going on Myspace/Facebook, being lazy, drinking and/or doing drugs after school and do your damn work, or you get beaten. Unless you want to get dominated by the more educated countries later (or sooner) in life.

stop trying to learn me things.

Sounds like the teachers want to do less work.

"A Royal Commission should also investigate why so many children dislike school"
Was this person ever a kid? Kids dislike schools because it's, well, school.

seriously? pretty soon you are going to be able to pass high school for writing your name on your diploma. my high school was way too easy, 4.0 in high school turned into a 1.9 first semester of college

Are you sure it wasn't the booze?

"A Royal Commission should be established to investigate why so many children feel unhappy"
Because it inteferes with their World Of Warcraft Raids, of course.