Saturday, November 24, 2007

Real Age

This site will help you gauge your real age and how long you'll live. Turns out I'll live to be 80 and I'm really a 13 1/2 year old. Back off Michael Jackson!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Violence down 90% in Basra

Here's more good news from Iraq that the media elite just don't want you to hear. But don't worry, good ol Fel has your back and is bringing you the unfiltered, awesome truth.

[url=http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/15/africa/ME-GEN-Iraq-Basra.php]http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/15/...-Iraq-Basra.php[/url]

"Britain's 5,000 troops moved out of a former Saddam Hussein palace at Basra's heart in early September, setting up a garrison at an airport on the city's edge. Since that pullback, there's been a "remarkable and dramatic drop in attacks," Binns said."

"The motivation for attacking us was gone, because we're no longer patrolling the streets," he said."

Yeah, eat that, terrorists. You'll have a hard time blowing us up when we're not there.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Saturday, November 10, 2007

America the slightly less beautiful

"In class it was stated that American government is complex and not intended to be understood by the average citizen. What do you think about this and would the founders agree with the level of democracy instituted in our government? Is it relying too much on the voice and opinion of people?"

Lets look at what people want and if they got it

Out of Iraq: Nope
Universal Healthcare: Nope
Child Healthcare: Nope
Ban on Gay marriage: Nope
Gay Marriage Acceptable: Nope
Ban on Abortion: Nope
Catching Osama Bin Laden: Nope
Making American Safe: We're safer yet not safe - Bush
Winning Hearts and Minds of the Arab World: Nope
Impeach Cheney and/or Bush: Almost, but no.
Alternative fuel: Nope
Low Gas Prices: Nope
Immigration Reform: Nope
Social Security Reform: Nope
Stop Global Climate Change: Nope
Making Sure our Congressmen get raises every year: Yes


Considering how much the people want and how much they get, I'd say the founders would be proud. At least we succeed where it counts.