I laughed pretty hard

"So what, the CELL is better at ray tracing. Is that enough to make a video game with superb visuals? NOPE"

Oh the irony.

"But hey look at the bright side, nothing can beat $170 million first day man."
"Yeah because when you console goes the best thing to cheer you up is how much money bungie and microsoft are rolling around in."

"Remember in the '90s when we used to joke around about what would happen if Microsoft made a car? Remember that? And how the car would basically kill anyone who drove it? Does anyone else remember that? Because that's exactly what the Xbox 360 is like."