I might not be good at metaphors, but I am funny and that’s what really counts. Hopefully I’ll get a good grade based on that.
Going on a blind date is like – Christmas
Christmas is like – Going on a blind date
A tall, cold glass of water after a hot day is – like a hot cup of cocoa on a cold winder morning
My brother plays basketball like – a white guy
He looked in his mailbox as if – he was expecting something.
He dealt out poker chips like a – douchebag.
The old man next door is – crazy.
My girlfriend is like – totally cheating on me.
The group of women sitting at the far table in the restaurant chattered like – a group of women sitting at the far table in the restaurant chattering.
Eating at that Restaurant is – hell because there’s a group of women sitting at the far table chattering.
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