This guy is my idol... except for the getting caught part
"Markofsky and the two girls were smoking marijuana, drinking alcohol and watching pornographic material. The sisters were from the Milwaukee area."
That's about most fun you can have here until summer arrives.
Here's another article from a couple days ago about this.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mchen ...
Best line:
"The sisters told police they had wanted to watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks," but that Markofsky put on pornography instead, the report said."
In my opinion, if he actually put on "Alvin and the Chipmunks" he should be in deeper trouble.
They're going to vote on his dismissal? What the hell do you have to do to get fired on the spot?
8 year old twins?
Boys?
The only way this guy could be more badass is if he had a shootout with the cops
and escaped on a Harley with the two girls after torching the hotel room behind him. At least thats how it'll play out in the movie version (there will be a movie).
Sunday, May 25, 2008
California To Consider $2 Billion Beer Tax
2 billion for a six pack! How can anyone afford that!
I sold my house for a Guinness, best investment ever.
More taxes? I'll drink to that.
. . . and so will California
Ever wonder why the tobacco industry was sued into near bankruptcy? Look who their donations went to, mainly conservatives. Ever wonder why the same thing has not happened to the alcohol industry? They donate mainly to democrats.
Yeah, I was going to sue coors for making me drive while drunk and crashing, but then I remembered they gave money to Bill Clinton so I just played FF6 instead.
I sold my house for a Guinness, best investment ever.
More taxes? I'll drink to that.
. . . and so will California
Ever wonder why the tobacco industry was sued into near bankruptcy? Look who their donations went to, mainly conservatives. Ever wonder why the same thing has not happened to the alcohol industry? They donate mainly to democrats.
Yeah, I was going to sue coors for making me drive while drunk and crashing, but then I remembered they gave money to Bill Clinton so I just played FF6 instead.
Breast milk cheese. Any takers? -- STRANGE
Borat: And what is this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese.
Borat: And what of this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And what is this? Rice?
Store Clerk (uncredited): No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here.
Borat: But this say "Crackers", this not cheese.
Store Clerk (uncredited): No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese...
If they need anyone to do a health inspection on the source, contact me
This is something that's intrigued me. In our society it is perfectly acceptable to drink milk from a cow, but it is somehow weird and disgusting if one were to drink human breast milk? Anyone else find that odd?
I totally agree. Cow milk is for cows. It makes more sense to drink human milk.
Do I get to choose the breasts it comes from? Jessica Alba cheese?
i have a long list of certain cheeses i want. :^)
I wonder how it tastes on pizza.
I don't drink milk, i do enjoy cheese, but I've always thought it odd to drink milk from a cows breast while being turned off by the thought of human breast milk... I can see farms filled with huge women doped up on hormones and antibiotics attached to milking machines in the far future?
Human breast milk is missing the required proteins to be thickened by rennet and therefore can not be made into cheese. This is obviously a hoax.
I'll take 1 pound of Angelina Jolie's finest.
I'm reminded of some people on a ship in the Caribbean several years ago. They were stranded for days and a whole boat load of 20-30 people survived on a woman's breast milk.
That doesn't sound right to me. Was she photosynthesising?
If 20 people got their nutrition from a single woman, where did she get hers from? Lactating women need extra calories to support lactation - you don't get energy from nothing. And if there was food for her, the others would have been better off having some of this food instead of her milk.
Lactating mothers are not energy creating perpetuum-mobile devices, they merely transform energy from one food source to another.
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese.
Borat: And what of this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And what is this? Rice?
Store Clerk (uncredited): No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here.
Borat: But this say "Crackers", this not cheese.
Store Clerk (uncredited): No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese...
If they need anyone to do a health inspection on the source, contact me
This is something that's intrigued me. In our society it is perfectly acceptable to drink milk from a cow, but it is somehow weird and disgusting if one were to drink human breast milk? Anyone else find that odd?
I totally agree. Cow milk is for cows. It makes more sense to drink human milk.
Do I get to choose the breasts it comes from? Jessica Alba cheese?
i have a long list of certain cheeses i want. :^)
I wonder how it tastes on pizza.
I don't drink milk, i do enjoy cheese, but I've always thought it odd to drink milk from a cows breast while being turned off by the thought of human breast milk... I can see farms filled with huge women doped up on hormones and antibiotics attached to milking machines in the far future?
Human breast milk is missing the required proteins to be thickened by rennet and therefore can not be made into cheese. This is obviously a hoax.
I'll take 1 pound of Angelina Jolie's finest.
I'm reminded of some people on a ship in the Caribbean several years ago. They were stranded for days and a whole boat load of 20-30 people survived on a woman's breast milk.
That doesn't sound right to me. Was she photosynthesising?
If 20 people got their nutrition from a single woman, where did she get hers from? Lactating women need extra calories to support lactation - you don't get energy from nothing. And if there was food for her, the others would have been better off having some of this food instead of her milk.
Lactating mothers are not energy creating perpetuum-mobile devices, they merely transform energy from one food source to another.
Boy, 7, Injured After Being Hit by Ambulance in Illinois
Definition of irony
At least an ambulance was at hand to take him to the hospital..
This happens so often in GTA.
Well, thats convenient.
Happily, there was an ambulance-chasing lawyer right there to take his case. Kid's set for life.
*Lawyer's set for life. Kid might get something though.
Did they think they had a quota to meet?
no child left behind
At least it wasn't a hit-and-run...
I'm confused. Do we hate FOX or not? Or is it ABC or NBC or something now?
Well, if I HAD to be hit by a car, I'd want it to be an ambulence too.
THOSE ***** PIECE OF ***** AMBULANCES, THEY NEED TO BE STOPED! PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION
"***** Ambulance" sounds like a new porn site in the vein of the Bang Bus.
I can see it now: "These luscious ladies called 911 for a ride to the hospital...watch what they have to ride when they don't have insurance!"
in other news, 20,000 African children died today because of lack of nutrition.
yeah...but that happens everyday...that's not news
were any of them hit by an ambulance?
At least an ambulance was at hand to take him to the hospital..
This happens so often in GTA.
Well, thats convenient.
Happily, there was an ambulance-chasing lawyer right there to take his case. Kid's set for life.
*Lawyer's set for life. Kid might get something though.
Did they think they had a quota to meet?
no child left behind
At least it wasn't a hit-and-run...
I'm confused. Do we hate FOX or not? Or is it ABC or NBC or something now?
Well, if I HAD to be hit by a car, I'd want it to be an ambulence too.
THOSE ***** PIECE OF ***** AMBULANCES, THEY NEED TO BE STOPED! PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION
"***** Ambulance" sounds like a new porn site in the vein of the Bang Bus.
I can see it now: "These luscious ladies called 911 for a ride to the hospital...watch what they have to ride when they don't have insurance!"
in other news, 20,000 African children died today because of lack of nutrition.
yeah...but that happens everyday...that's not news
were any of them hit by an ambulance?
34% Were Lying.
Lying about people washing their hands after using the restroom
I would expect the lying percent mush higher
34% in a men's restroom? must be a high class establishment
Poll time...
If you wash you always wash your hands after using the bathroom digg this comment up
If you only do it sometimes (50% or less), then bury it.
Maybe I'm a germophobe, but I never touch the doorknob in any bathroom.
no, no you are on to something. I am the same way. people always give me funny looks when i grab an extra paper towel so that i can turn the water on and off and to open the door when i leave.
I rubbed the paper towel on my ass before you walked in.
Getting it back in the dispenser must be a real pain in the ass.
Does it still count as washing your hands if you don't use soap?
Why don't restrooms have automatic doors? Thats where you need them the most...
I would expect the lying percent mush higher
34% in a men's restroom? must be a high class establishment
Poll time...
If you wash you always wash your hands after using the bathroom digg this comment up
If you only do it sometimes (50% or less), then bury it.
Maybe I'm a germophobe, but I never touch the doorknob in any bathroom.
no, no you are on to something. I am the same way. people always give me funny looks when i grab an extra paper towel so that i can turn the water on and off and to open the door when i leave.
I rubbed the paper towel on my ass before you walked in.
Getting it back in the dispenser must be a real pain in the ass.
Does it still count as washing your hands if you don't use soap?
Why don't restrooms have automatic doors? Thats where you need them the most...
16 Things to Remember if You Want to Date a Supermodel
this kind of advice will sure be handy to Digg users since so many of us are inclined to date supermodels. :)
Dugg because it worked for me. Went right out to Ralph's supermarket and bagged one.
1) Have a physique like a Greek statue.
2) If you can't possibly pull #1 off, get lots and lots of money and throw it around like you don't need it.
3-16) see #2.
Original Title: How Adrian Lima makes guys her bitches.
Dugg because it worked for me. Went right out to Ralph's supermarket and bagged one.
1) Have a physique like a Greek statue.
2) If you can't possibly pull #1 off, get lots and lots of money and throw it around like you don't need it.
3-16) see #2.
Original Title: How Adrian Lima makes guys her bitches.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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