Sunday, May 25, 2008

California To Consider $2 Billion Beer Tax

2 billion for a six pack! How can anyone afford that!
I sold my house for a Guinness, best investment ever.

More taxes? I'll drink to that.
. . . and so will California

Ever wonder why the tobacco industry was sued into near bankruptcy? Look who their donations went to, mainly conservatives. Ever wonder why the same thing has not happened to the alcohol industry? They donate mainly to democrats.

Yeah, I was going to sue coors for making me drive while drunk and crashing, but then I remembered they gave money to Bill Clinton so I just played FF6 instead.

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