Breast milk cheese. Any takers? -- STRANGE

Borat: And what is this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese.
Borat: And what of this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And what is this? Rice?
Store Clerk (uncredited): No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here.
Borat: But this say "Crackers", this not cheese.
Store Clerk (uncredited): No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese...

If they need anyone to do a health inspection on the source, contact me

This is something that's intrigued me. In our society it is perfectly acceptable to drink milk from a cow, but it is somehow weird and disgusting if one were to drink human breast milk? Anyone else find that odd?
I totally agree. Cow milk is for cows. It makes more sense to drink human milk.

Do I get to choose the breasts it comes from? Jessica Alba cheese?
i have a long list of certain cheeses i want. :^)

I wonder how it tastes on pizza.

I don't drink milk, i do enjoy cheese, but I've always thought it odd to drink milk from a cows breast while being turned off by the thought of human breast milk... I can see farms filled with huge women doped up on hormones and antibiotics attached to milking machines in the far future?

Human breast milk is missing the required proteins to be thickened by rennet and therefore can not be made into cheese. This is obviously a hoax.

I'll take 1 pound of Angelina Jolie's finest.

I'm reminded of some people on a ship in the Caribbean several years ago. They were stranded for days and a whole boat load of 20-30 people survived on a woman's breast milk.
That doesn't sound right to me. Was she photosynthesising?

If 20 people got their nutrition from a single woman, where did she get hers from? Lactating women need extra calories to support lactation - you don't get energy from nothing. And if there was food for her, the others would have been better off having some of this food instead of her milk.

Lactating mothers are not energy creating perpetuum-mobile devices, they merely transform energy from one food source to another.