This guy is my idol... except for the getting caught part
"Markofsky and the two girls were smoking marijuana, drinking alcohol and watching pornographic material. The sisters were from the Milwaukee area."
That's about most fun you can have here until summer arrives.
Here's another article from a couple days ago about this.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mchen ...
Best line:
"The sisters told police they had wanted to watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks," but that Markofsky put on pornography instead, the report said."
In my opinion, if he actually put on "Alvin and the Chipmunks" he should be in deeper trouble.
They're going to vote on his dismissal? What the hell do you have to do to get fired on the spot?
8 year old twins?
Boys?
The only way this guy could be more badass is if he had a shootout with the cops
and escaped on a Harley with the two girls after torching the hotel room behind him. At least thats how it'll play out in the movie version (there will be a movie).
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