Victory for the Topless Front

Let feminists worldwide take a lesson from this- dare to struggle dare to win! You have nothing to lose but your clothes!
In other news, Copenhagen's tourist rate have increased by 400%.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Hmmmmmmmmmm......... *packs bags*

I say it's a victory for everyone.
Sure, until the 80 year old grandmas decide to take advantage of it.
gotta take the bad with the good
That's what I love about these senior citizens, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Don't get excited, boys...it's been legal for years for women to walk around topless in public in Ontario (Canada), but it doesn't actually happen in real life.
And when it does happen, they don't usually look like the hottie in the pic.
But we can dream, can't we?
That's because it's too cold in Canada.

"Mission Accomplished"

FTA:
"The only protest against the move came from lifeguards who said they had problems knowing what to hold when rescuing swimmers in difficulties."
....if you have to ask.....

time to digg up my resume. I heard there are some lifeguard positions open in coppenhagen

Playboy Looks for Models at Olive Garden

To Olive Garden! Get the Batmobile running...
Shall I notify Master Dick, sir?

I going to Olive Garden tonight to eat out.
Their salad bar just got tossed...

"No, honey. I read it for the recipes."

you want some more alfredo sauce on that?

I swear honey, I was just warming the breadstick!

Penis theft on the rise

That's why I got the club. Freakin penis snatchers.

He he he "...on the rise" he he he

Please be the onion... DOH.
I thought this was an Onion article for a second. I dunno if I was dissapointed or relieved when I found out it wasn't.

Sounds like a typical day in an American maternity ward. Get born, get part of your dick hacked off.

Man Charged For Having Sex With A Patio Table

His best pickup line: "Nice Legs"

Is that really a crime?
Not if you get consent from the table first...?
Who knows, maybe the table was under-age?
Your only allowed to bone antique tables?

Hey, why no charges against the perv who videotaped this fellow expressing his love toward his personal property in the privacy of his own backyard?

Typical liberal media male-bashing. How about a picture of that whore-of-a-table? Afraid that might sway peoples' perspectives and show them this slut was asking for it? I thought so.

His wife must be one ugly gal for him to get it on with lawn furniture

This guy's a father of three. How do you ever, ever show your face to your friends when they know you dad humps furniture? In PUBLIC, yet? I thought the old man farting at the Thanksgiving table was embarassing... my dad's a saint next to this guy.

Bet he has a blast at Home Depot.

After 3 kids, it was probably tighter than his wife.

Father of 3 what? Chairs?
2 chairs 1 end table

LOL, my favorite part, is the huge link at the bottom of the page.. " See Our Gallery of Homemade Sex Toys "

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into An Imaginary Car

"IT'S THERE MAN! CAN'T YOU SEE IT? CAN'T YOU FEEL THE CAR'S AURA?"
That's one expensive imagination. Why not pump imaginary gas, too?

I wonder how he got to the gas station..???? driving...???

i wonder how much it took to fill it up
Yeah, and what kind of mileage does it get?
About 3.45i dollars.

This is why gas prices are so high.

What kind of imaginary car was it? Did anyone else get a look at it?

Dude, where's my car?

Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged in Math Class

I once proposed to a girl in junior high...but she failed me anyway.

I thought by "engaged" they meant interested to learn math...I guess I should have seen that coming, right?

But I ask out a junior high girl and suddenly the cops call me a creep.

NO PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!

Stop having sex back there. STOP IT!!!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!
***** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
***** THING SUCKS!
THERES NO WORDS THERE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Did he use the classic equation: you + me = forever?
i think it goes "add the bodies, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."

"Most Popular Slideshows:Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged In Bay Area Math Class. 3 Female Teachers Charged With Having Sex With Students"
Well now, thats an interesting combination...

She used an X instead of checked, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG! dump her

i also want to peer pressure my wife into marrying me.
uh...didn't she already marry you?

It's Official: Bit Torrents Caused 9/11.

Wow, makes me look back fondly on the days when pirates were merely downloading Communism.

I'm glad our Attorney General's office is looking in all the right places. Makes me sleep better at night.

I always suspected that cracked copies of Photoshop were responsible for destroying the WTC. Never again!

I wonder if anybody has ever explained to Mukasey that the vast majority of people pirating Photoshop generate no revenue at all.
Has anyone explained to him the vast majority of people pirating photoshop never actually end up using it?

So, just where are these magical money making torrents? I need to make about 200 a week, please email asap!

I thought the Hamburgler caused 9/11...
Quiet. You've said too much already...
Hey. Mayor McCheese was asleep at the switch. He ALLOWED it to happen.

Yes, because piracy is such a lucrative business...

Terrorist: Hello Sir, Would you like this copy of Photoshop for $200USD
Person: Oh that, I got that weeks ago on isohunt...

1) Put free music online
2) ???
3) Profit!...oh and terrorism too

Hillary’s New Ad: "One More Bell to Answer"

It's 3am. And I'm under sniper fire.

Why is the poor economy calling this late?

Oh, so that's how it works? A surprise economic crisis pops up at 3am and the president answers the phone to make it all better. You learn something every day.

Wow. So she followed up a bad commercial with....another bad commercial based on the same idea. And then McCain's response was -- re-dubbing the exact same commercial with the exact same dialogue but names switched and mentioning taxes.

Jesus Christ - enough with the damn phone. When the ***** is the White House going to get E-mail?

What I suggest for Obama's next commercial: "It's 3am - and I have a Blackberry."

And what the hell is going to cause an economic crisis at 3 in the morning? Is the stock market going to crash at 3 in the morning? no. Could there be a modern day bank run at 3 in the morning? No. Asian markets could crash at that time, but that's not something to get the president out of bed for. It's not even something the president can do anything about, at least not at 3 AM. It's such a non-sequiter as to boggle my brain right out of its skull. And why is the phone ringing at 3 AM any more important than a phone ringing at noon.
Further more, if the president is making economic deals at 3 AM, that screams shadiness. Then again, the Clinton's are no strangers to shady economic deals.

Cops bust school principal with pot, porn and 2 teen sisters

This guy is my idol... except for the getting caught part

"Markofsky and the two girls were smoking marijuana, drinking alcohol and watching pornographic material. The sisters were from the Milwaukee area."
That's about most fun you can have here until summer arrives.

Here's another article from a couple days ago about this.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mchen ...

Best line:
"The sisters told police they had wanted to watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks," but that Markofsky put on pornography instead, the report said."

In my opinion, if he actually put on "Alvin and the Chipmunks" he should be in deeper trouble.

They're going to vote on his dismissal? What the hell do you have to do to get fired on the spot?
8 year old twins?
Boys?

The only way this guy could be more badass is if he had a shootout with the cops
and escaped on a Harley with the two girls after torching the hotel room behind him. At least thats how it'll play out in the movie version (there will be a movie).

California To Consider $2 Billion Beer Tax

2 billion for a six pack! How can anyone afford that!
I sold my house for a Guinness, best investment ever.

More taxes? I'll drink to that.
. . . and so will California

Ever wonder why the tobacco industry was sued into near bankruptcy? Look who their donations went to, mainly conservatives. Ever wonder why the same thing has not happened to the alcohol industry? They donate mainly to democrats.

Yeah, I was going to sue coors for making me drive while drunk and crashing, but then I remembered they gave money to Bill Clinton so I just played FF6 instead.

Breast milk cheese. Any takers? -- STRANGE

Borat: And what is this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese.
Borat: And what of this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And what is this? Rice?
Store Clerk (uncredited): No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here.
Borat: But this say "Crackers", this not cheese.
Store Clerk (uncredited): No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese...

If they need anyone to do a health inspection on the source, contact me

This is something that's intrigued me. In our society it is perfectly acceptable to drink milk from a cow, but it is somehow weird and disgusting if one were to drink human breast milk? Anyone else find that odd?
I totally agree. Cow milk is for cows. It makes more sense to drink human milk.

Do I get to choose the breasts it comes from? Jessica Alba cheese?
i have a long list of certain cheeses i want. :^)

I wonder how it tastes on pizza.

I don't drink milk, i do enjoy cheese, but I've always thought it odd to drink milk from a cows breast while being turned off by the thought of human breast milk... I can see farms filled with huge women doped up on hormones and antibiotics attached to milking machines in the far future?

Human breast milk is missing the required proteins to be thickened by rennet and therefore can not be made into cheese. This is obviously a hoax.

I'll take 1 pound of Angelina Jolie's finest.

I'm reminded of some people on a ship in the Caribbean several years ago. They were stranded for days and a whole boat load of 20-30 people survived on a woman's breast milk.
That doesn't sound right to me. Was she photosynthesising?

If 20 people got their nutrition from a single woman, where did she get hers from? Lactating women need extra calories to support lactation - you don't get energy from nothing. And if there was food for her, the others would have been better off having some of this food instead of her milk.

Lactating mothers are not energy creating perpetuum-mobile devices, they merely transform energy from one food source to another.

Boy, 7, Injured After Being Hit by Ambulance in Illinois

Definition of irony

At least an ambulance was at hand to take him to the hospital..
This happens so often in GTA.
Well, thats convenient.

Happily, there was an ambulance-chasing lawyer right there to take his case. Kid's set for life.
*Lawyer's set for life. Kid might get something though.

Did they think they had a quota to meet?
no child left behind

At least it wasn't a hit-and-run...

I'm confused. Do we hate FOX or not? Or is it ABC or NBC or something now?

Well, if I HAD to be hit by a car, I'd want it to be an ambulence too.

THOSE ***** PIECE OF ***** AMBULANCES, THEY NEED TO BE STOPED! PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION
"***** Ambulance" sounds like a new porn site in the vein of the Bang Bus.

I can see it now: "These luscious ladies called 911 for a ride to the hospital...watch what they have to ride when they don't have insurance!"

in other news, 20,000 African children died today because of lack of nutrition.
yeah...but that happens everyday...that's not news
were any of them hit by an ambulance?

34% Were Lying.

Lying about people washing their hands after using the restroom

I would expect the lying percent mush higher

34% in a men's restroom? must be a high class establishment
Poll time...
If you wash you always wash your hands after using the bathroom digg this comment up
If you only do it sometimes (50% or less), then bury it.

Maybe I'm a germophobe, but I never touch the doorknob in any bathroom.
no, no you are on to something. I am the same way. people always give me funny looks when i grab an extra paper towel so that i can turn the water on and off and to open the door when i leave.
I rubbed the paper towel on my ass before you walked in.
Getting it back in the dispenser must be a real pain in the ass.

Does it still count as washing your hands if you don't use soap?

Why don't restrooms have automatic doors? Thats where you need them the most...

16 Things to Remember if You Want to Date a Supermodel

this kind of advice will sure be handy to Digg users since so many of us are inclined to date supermodels. :)

Dugg because it worked for me. Went right out to Ralph's supermarket and bagged one.

1) Have a physique like a Greek statue.
2) If you can't possibly pull #1 off, get lots and lots of money and throw it around like you don't need it.
3-16) see #2.

Original Title: How Adrian Lima makes guys her bitches.

David Jaffe Interview

Hillary wasn't lyin

What will life be in the year 2008?

They weren't too far off.

I feel cheated...

The Real 2008: You'll slide into your hardly-slick 1988 toyota corolla and head out to a biz meeting 10 miles away. Ninety minutes later you'll arrive after sitting in stand-still traffic most of the trip and having stopped to put your weekly $50 worth of gas in......

I gotta give it to them, people from the 60's set their goals pretty high.That kind of ambition is long gone today.

"The average work day is about four hours."
Dude, what happened?

"Money has all but disappeared."
Here is a fellow that predicted our current financial woes. Quite amazing!

Hey you never know. A lot could happen between now and November.

"It's 8 A.M., Tuesday, November 18th, 2008..."
Guys, we still have 7 months, let's do this!

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Linked to Prostitution Ring

Looks like someone got caught with his pants down.

Keep this hush hush since it is a democrat.
You're right. No minors, secretive gay sex, public restrooms or drugs involved. Must be a Democrat sex scandal.

Elsewhere, the top rate was $5,500 an hour!
For that amount of money I'd hope she comes with a Macbook Air or something.
Sounds painful for her and messy for the MacBook Air.

Unfortunately for him, this story will have no "Happy Ending".

Note to self, Prepaid Cell Phones.

Apparently the prostitutes had "diamond" levels from 1 - 7. The ones with 7diamonds could charge over 5K/hour. I wonder what their stats had to be to level up.
How many experience points does a prostitute need to level up? I'm sure stamina increases, but what about HP?

The good news is he has endorsed Hillary so he can ask Bill Clinton for advice on how to handle sex scandals.

Libs at work kids.
Repubs at work ON kids.

lets remember, that really sucks for his three daughters
that we know of

There goes another Clinton superdelegate.
I'm sure she will find a way to blame this on Obama's inexperience.

A chicken in every pot, and a whore in every bed.

U.K. Union Calls for Homework to be Banned!

whats next, Ban tests, so we send kids to school to be bored for 12 years, then when they realise they can't add they go flip burgers at mcdonalds for the rest of their lives? all part of the dumbing down of America

Especially since this is taking place in the UK

Here's a plan... Why not just get your shit together? Stop going on Myspace/Facebook, being lazy, drinking and/or doing drugs after school and do your damn work, or you get beaten. Unless you want to get dominated by the more educated countries later (or sooner) in life.

stop trying to learn me things.

Sounds like the teachers want to do less work.

"A Royal Commission should also investigate why so many children dislike school"
Was this person ever a kid? Kids dislike schools because it's, well, school.

seriously? pretty soon you are going to be able to pass high school for writing your name on your diploma. my high school was way too easy, 4.0 in high school turned into a 1.9 first semester of college

Are you sure it wasn't the booze?

"A Royal Commission should be established to investigate why so many children feel unhappy"
Because it inteferes with their World Of Warcraft Raids, of course.

2008 Election Results Leaked

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Best movie ever

The guy in charge of MS's QA

A Valentine's Day Parent Teacher Conference

Mo Money Taxes

College really isn't necessary

Am I sexist for saying that women like this contribute absolutely nothing to society and are basically a waste of boobs?
Is there such thing as a waste of boobs?
Transvestites.
Hillary Clinton.

here is her myspace if anyone feels like pissing her off
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=us ...
Digg is not your personal army.
Yes. Yes it is. Fly my minions!
why is she in the driver's seat. Isn't that what men are for?

And people wonder why the feminist movement lacks support....
Obvious: They burned their bra's

Bet you everyone is ultra cautious with the spelling in this comments thread.
Danm Rihgt

I blame her parents. They didn't even spell her damn name right.

Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008

Users on digg are going to have a field day.


The is the happiest digg users will ever be, unless someone poses naked with an iphone while coding open sourced software.

"While your Honda Civic is trendy and hip now..."
Buried as inaccurate.

The Negotiating Table

WGA and AMPTP negotiators return to the table.

Unusual ebay Feedback

from Capn Wacky

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. :(

POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?

POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

Funny Money

Daily Comic Post?

Who knows. The more I remember, the more I'll do.

Free

Now I can write/draw about all the $#@1 I had to go through at work without the fear of repercussion.

Fired

Sorry I haven't been posting as much as I used to. I was really busy with school and work and didn't have any time to update. My schedule was school, work then homework with small breaks in between classes to eat and play PSP. I used to work for vending, refilling all the candy, but since Christmas is slow, I work in the cafeteria for some $$$.

I just found out today that I was terminated from my vending job a month ago. Somehow they forgot to tell me that being me being relocated to the dishroom was permanent (despite them telling me that it was strictly for the Christmas season). I thought something was up when they told me last week that I'd be working in the dishroom "For a while" which I assumed a week or so. Later thay said there would only be 2 people working in vending and that I would not be returning.

Thanks to my friend in accounting, I found out yesterday that a new person was hired to refill the machines. I went to go talk to my boss about it and this is how it went down in a nut shell.



And here I thought Dilbert was fictionNeedless to say, I quit. Ironically, I check my inbox today and the guy who owns tripletags.com (maker of thsoe PS3/wii forum tags) offered me a job as assistant editor in chief.

Why did I get fired? well it's very simple, I didn't do as my boss instructed me. But, in my defense, she is bi-polar. Very often she will tell me to do one thing only to criticize me the next week for doing what she told me to do.

"No, you're filling up the machines too little!"

"No, you're filling it up to much! Cut back."

"The price of fruit snacks in your machine is at $.70, which is incorrect. Change the price of fruit snacks to $.80"

"I never said $.80 I said $.70"

"I never said $.70, I clearly said $.75."

"I don't know what the prices are, check the price sheet."

(The price sheet says $.70.)

"Isn't that what I told you? Why is it at $.75?"

Eventually I figured that I was doing everything right the first time around and all subsequent changes were completely unnecessary. But my boss doesn't like a "thinker" she wanted someone who would do everything she said even if it was incorrect.

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

courtesy of this site

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule #1.

Rule #2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1)

Rule #3. Sorry, you won't make $50,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.

Rule #4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he is not going ask you how feel about it.

Rule #5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

Rule #6. It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it or you'll sound like a baby boomer.

Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents' generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

Rule #8. Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers off. Nor even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on.

Rule #9. Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be perky or as polite as Jennifer Aniston.

Rule #10. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Rule #11. Enjoy this while you can. Sure, parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be kid. Maybe you should start now.

You're welcome.

Why 10 is too young for your first Brazilian

no need to read the article just the digg responses.


“Here comes pedobear.”

“So well said! Why the huge rush to push children into growing up?”
“Because their 15 year old boyfriends don't want amazon.com down there.”
“Well I, for one, would appreciate the ability of order books online without a computer. Even if it's from the loins of a 10-year old.”
“A lot of 10 year olds these days do have pubic hair, believe it or not. The average age of puberty has been decreasing for years.”
“Pedo Alert”

“geez, i wasn't getting erections until about 12...”
“thanks for sharing that.”

“The thing that surprises me the most about this is that girls have pubic hair at age 10.
with all of the growth hormones in food, boys and girls are developing so much younger. I remember when I was 10, the girls had a natural brazillan way back then, no need for any hair removal.”
“Man dude were you raised in a nudist colony? How many of these brazilians were you seeing at age 10?”

“Pics or it didn't happen.”

“gross. why would a 10 year old need one? honeslty, who is having sex at 10?”
“My mom”
“10 year olds”
“with their teachers”

“Am I the only one that pictured me whoring myself out in Brazil when I was ten from the title?”
“I think you are the only one that pictured you whoring yourself out.”

“I'm 28 and have a huge bush.”
“Thanks. I've been waiting all night for you to tell me about your pubes; now I can go to sleep.”

What's the Worst Place in a Car to Put an LCD? We Report, You Decide

Just about everywhere


Digg Response:

"Sweet Jesus, why?!"
"Because we can."
"I can glue my ass to a chair, and walk down the street.... but "because I can" is hardly enough of a reason to do it."

"I've got to give my vote to the LCD above the tire. That's more pointless than a bunny with a pancake on its head."
"I would find a bunny with a pancake covering its head amusing."

"I thought the mini was pretty cool actually, except for the giant 18 inch wheels. What's with everyone's obsession with big wheels even if it makes the car look like ass? I don't get it."
"The wheels? You're looking at those pictures and you're saying it's the WHEELS that make those cars look dumb?"

"I'll never understand having a LCD panel in the BACK of the car. Who's watching it back there?
the guy tailgating you."

Obama wins Iowa