His best pickup line: "Nice Legs"
Is that really a crime?
Not if you get consent from the table first...?
Who knows, maybe the table was under-age?
Your only allowed to bone antique tables?
Hey, why no charges against the perv who videotaped this fellow expressing his love toward his personal property in the privacy of his own backyard?
Typical liberal media male-bashing. How about a picture of that whore-of-a-table? Afraid that might sway peoples' perspectives and show them this slut was asking for it? I thought so.
His wife must be one ugly gal for him to get it on with lawn furniture
This guy's a father of three. How do you ever, ever show your face to your friends when they know you dad humps furniture? In PUBLIC, yet? I thought the old man farting at the Thanksgiving table was embarassing... my dad's a saint next to this guy.
Bet he has a blast at Home Depot.
After 3 kids, it was probably tighter than his wife.
Father of 3 what? Chairs?
2 chairs 1 end table
LOL, my favorite part, is the huge link at the bottom of the page.. " See Our Gallery of Homemade Sex Toys "
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