Sunday, May 25, 2008

Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged in Math Class

I once proposed to a girl in junior high...but she failed me anyway.

I thought by "engaged" they meant interested to learn math...I guess I should have seen that coming, right?

But I ask out a junior high girl and suddenly the cops call me a creep.

NO PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!

Stop having sex back there. STOP IT!!!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!
***** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
***** THING SUCKS!
THERES NO WORDS THERE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Did he use the classic equation: you + me = forever?
i think it goes "add the bodies, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."

"Most Popular Slideshows:Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged In Bay Area Math Class. 3 Female Teachers Charged With Having Sex With Students"
Well now, thats an interesting combination...

She used an X instead of checked, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG! dump her

i also want to peer pressure my wife into marrying me.
uh...didn't she already marry you?

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