Victory for the Topless Front

Let feminists worldwide take a lesson from this- dare to struggle dare to win! You have nothing to lose but your clothes!
In other news, Copenhagen's tourist rate have increased by 400%.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Hmmmmmmmmmm......... *packs bags*

I say it's a victory for everyone.
Sure, until the 80 year old grandmas decide to take advantage of it.
gotta take the bad with the good
That's what I love about these senior citizens, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Don't get excited, boys...it's been legal for years for women to walk around topless in public in Ontario (Canada), but it doesn't actually happen in real life.
And when it does happen, they don't usually look like the hottie in the pic.
But we can dream, can't we?
That's because it's too cold in Canada.

"Mission Accomplished"

FTA:
"The only protest against the move came from lifeguards who said they had problems knowing what to hold when rescuing swimmers in difficulties."
....if you have to ask.....

time to digg up my resume. I heard there are some lifeguard positions open in coppenhagen

Playboy Looks for Models at Olive Garden

To Olive Garden! Get the Batmobile running...
Shall I notify Master Dick, sir?

I going to Olive Garden tonight to eat out.
Their salad bar just got tossed...

"No, honey. I read it for the recipes."

you want some more alfredo sauce on that?

I swear honey, I was just warming the breadstick!

Penis theft on the rise

That's why I got the club. Freakin penis snatchers.

He he he "...on the rise" he he he

Please be the onion... DOH.
I thought this was an Onion article for a second. I dunno if I was dissapointed or relieved when I found out it wasn't.

Sounds like a typical day in an American maternity ward. Get born, get part of your dick hacked off.

Man Charged For Having Sex With A Patio Table

His best pickup line: "Nice Legs"

Is that really a crime?
Not if you get consent from the table first...?
Who knows, maybe the table was under-age?
Your only allowed to bone antique tables?

Hey, why no charges against the perv who videotaped this fellow expressing his love toward his personal property in the privacy of his own backyard?

Typical liberal media male-bashing. How about a picture of that whore-of-a-table? Afraid that might sway peoples' perspectives and show them this slut was asking for it? I thought so.

His wife must be one ugly gal for him to get it on with lawn furniture

This guy's a father of three. How do you ever, ever show your face to your friends when they know you dad humps furniture? In PUBLIC, yet? I thought the old man farting at the Thanksgiving table was embarassing... my dad's a saint next to this guy.

Bet he has a blast at Home Depot.

After 3 kids, it was probably tighter than his wife.

Father of 3 what? Chairs?
2 chairs 1 end table

LOL, my favorite part, is the huge link at the bottom of the page.. " See Our Gallery of Homemade Sex Toys "

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into An Imaginary Car

"IT'S THERE MAN! CAN'T YOU SEE IT? CAN'T YOU FEEL THE CAR'S AURA?"
That's one expensive imagination. Why not pump imaginary gas, too?

I wonder how he got to the gas station..???? driving...???

i wonder how much it took to fill it up
Yeah, and what kind of mileage does it get?
About 3.45i dollars.

This is why gas prices are so high.

What kind of imaginary car was it? Did anyone else get a look at it?

Dude, where's my car?

Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged in Math Class

I once proposed to a girl in junior high...but she failed me anyway.

I thought by "engaged" they meant interested to learn math...I guess I should have seen that coming, right?

But I ask out a junior high girl and suddenly the cops call me a creep.

NO PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!

Stop having sex back there. STOP IT!!!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!
***** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
***** THING SUCKS!
THERES NO WORDS THERE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Did he use the classic equation: you + me = forever?
i think it goes "add the bodies, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."

"Most Popular Slideshows:Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged In Bay Area Math Class. 3 Female Teachers Charged With Having Sex With Students"
Well now, thats an interesting combination...

She used an X instead of checked, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG! dump her

i also want to peer pressure my wife into marrying me.
uh...didn't she already marry you?

It's Official: Bit Torrents Caused 9/11.

Wow, makes me look back fondly on the days when pirates were merely downloading Communism.

I'm glad our Attorney General's office is looking in all the right places. Makes me sleep better at night.

I always suspected that cracked copies of Photoshop were responsible for destroying the WTC. Never again!

I wonder if anybody has ever explained to Mukasey that the vast majority of people pirating Photoshop generate no revenue at all.
Has anyone explained to him the vast majority of people pirating photoshop never actually end up using it?

So, just where are these magical money making torrents? I need to make about 200 a week, please email asap!

I thought the Hamburgler caused 9/11...
Quiet. You've said too much already...
Hey. Mayor McCheese was asleep at the switch. He ALLOWED it to happen.

Yes, because piracy is such a lucrative business...

Terrorist: Hello Sir, Would you like this copy of Photoshop for $200USD
Person: Oh that, I got that weeks ago on isohunt...

1) Put free music online
2) ???
3) Profit!...oh and terrorism too

Hillary’s New Ad: "One More Bell to Answer"

It's 3am. And I'm under sniper fire.

Why is the poor economy calling this late?

Oh, so that's how it works? A surprise economic crisis pops up at 3am and the president answers the phone to make it all better. You learn something every day.

Wow. So she followed up a bad commercial with....another bad commercial based on the same idea. And then McCain's response was -- re-dubbing the exact same commercial with the exact same dialogue but names switched and mentioning taxes.

Jesus Christ - enough with the damn phone. When the ***** is the White House going to get E-mail?

What I suggest for Obama's next commercial: "It's 3am - and I have a Blackberry."

And what the hell is going to cause an economic crisis at 3 in the morning? Is the stock market going to crash at 3 in the morning? no. Could there be a modern day bank run at 3 in the morning? No. Asian markets could crash at that time, but that's not something to get the president out of bed for. It's not even something the president can do anything about, at least not at 3 AM. It's such a non-sequiter as to boggle my brain right out of its skull. And why is the phone ringing at 3 AM any more important than a phone ringing at noon.
Further more, if the president is making economic deals at 3 AM, that screams shadiness. Then again, the Clinton's are no strangers to shady economic deals.

Cops bust school principal with pot, porn and 2 teen sisters

This guy is my idol... except for the getting caught part

"Markofsky and the two girls were smoking marijuana, drinking alcohol and watching pornographic material. The sisters were from the Milwaukee area."
That's about most fun you can have here until summer arrives.

Here's another article from a couple days ago about this.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mchen ...

Best line:
"The sisters told police they had wanted to watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks," but that Markofsky put on pornography instead, the report said."

In my opinion, if he actually put on "Alvin and the Chipmunks" he should be in deeper trouble.

They're going to vote on his dismissal? What the hell do you have to do to get fired on the spot?
8 year old twins?
Boys?

The only way this guy could be more badass is if he had a shootout with the cops
and escaped on a Harley with the two girls after torching the hotel room behind him. At least thats how it'll play out in the movie version (there will be a movie).

California To Consider $2 Billion Beer Tax

2 billion for a six pack! How can anyone afford that!
I sold my house for a Guinness, best investment ever.

More taxes? I'll drink to that.
. . . and so will California

Ever wonder why the tobacco industry was sued into near bankruptcy? Look who their donations went to, mainly conservatives. Ever wonder why the same thing has not happened to the alcohol industry? They donate mainly to democrats.

Yeah, I was going to sue coors for making me drive while drunk and crashing, but then I remembered they gave money to Bill Clinton so I just played FF6 instead.

Breast milk cheese. Any takers? -- STRANGE

Borat: And what is this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese.
Borat: And what of this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And this?
Store Clerk (uncredited): That’s cheese...
Borat: And what is this? Rice?
Store Clerk (uncredited): No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here.
Borat: But this say "Crackers", this not cheese.
Store Clerk (uncredited): No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese...

If they need anyone to do a health inspection on the source, contact me

This is something that's intrigued me. In our society it is perfectly acceptable to drink milk from a cow, but it is somehow weird and disgusting if one were to drink human breast milk? Anyone else find that odd?
I totally agree. Cow milk is for cows. It makes more sense to drink human milk.

Do I get to choose the breasts it comes from? Jessica Alba cheese?
i have a long list of certain cheeses i want. :^)

I wonder how it tastes on pizza.

I don't drink milk, i do enjoy cheese, but I've always thought it odd to drink milk from a cows breast while being turned off by the thought of human breast milk... I can see farms filled with huge women doped up on hormones and antibiotics attached to milking machines in the far future?

Human breast milk is missing the required proteins to be thickened by rennet and therefore can not be made into cheese. This is obviously a hoax.

I'll take 1 pound of Angelina Jolie's finest.

I'm reminded of some people on a ship in the Caribbean several years ago. They were stranded for days and a whole boat load of 20-30 people survived on a woman's breast milk.
That doesn't sound right to me. Was she photosynthesising?

If 20 people got their nutrition from a single woman, where did she get hers from? Lactating women need extra calories to support lactation - you don't get energy from nothing. And if there was food for her, the others would have been better off having some of this food instead of her milk.

Lactating mothers are not energy creating perpetuum-mobile devices, they merely transform energy from one food source to another.

Boy, 7, Injured After Being Hit by Ambulance in Illinois

Definition of irony

At least an ambulance was at hand to take him to the hospital..
This happens so often in GTA.
Well, thats convenient.

Happily, there was an ambulance-chasing lawyer right there to take his case. Kid's set for life.
*Lawyer's set for life. Kid might get something though.

Did they think they had a quota to meet?
no child left behind

At least it wasn't a hit-and-run...

I'm confused. Do we hate FOX or not? Or is it ABC or NBC or something now?

Well, if I HAD to be hit by a car, I'd want it to be an ambulence too.

THOSE ***** PIECE OF ***** AMBULANCES, THEY NEED TO BE STOPED! PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION
"***** Ambulance" sounds like a new porn site in the vein of the Bang Bus.

I can see it now: "These luscious ladies called 911 for a ride to the hospital...watch what they have to ride when they don't have insurance!"

in other news, 20,000 African children died today because of lack of nutrition.
yeah...but that happens everyday...that's not news
were any of them hit by an ambulance?

34% Were Lying.

Lying about people washing their hands after using the restroom

I would expect the lying percent mush higher

34% in a men's restroom? must be a high class establishment
Poll time...
If you wash you always wash your hands after using the bathroom digg this comment up
If you only do it sometimes (50% or less), then bury it.

Maybe I'm a germophobe, but I never touch the doorknob in any bathroom.
no, no you are on to something. I am the same way. people always give me funny looks when i grab an extra paper towel so that i can turn the water on and off and to open the door when i leave.
I rubbed the paper towel on my ass before you walked in.
Getting it back in the dispenser must be a real pain in the ass.

Does it still count as washing your hands if you don't use soap?

Why don't restrooms have automatic doors? Thats where you need them the most...

16 Things to Remember if You Want to Date a Supermodel

this kind of advice will sure be handy to Digg users since so many of us are inclined to date supermodels. :)

Dugg because it worked for me. Went right out to Ralph's supermarket and bagged one.

1) Have a physique like a Greek statue.
2) If you can't possibly pull #1 off, get lots and lots of money and throw it around like you don't need it.
3-16) see #2.

Original Title: How Adrian Lima makes guys her bitches.